Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.

—Denis Leary, 1992  (via drapetomania)

(Source: thedaddycomplex, via sweetmanipulations)

Nigerian Teen Problems

that moment when you want curse your mom out and slap the shit out of her, but then realizing that would lead in you being thoroughly beaten if not killed and then sent off to Nigeria.FML

My mom just told me i can’t get my permit until next year when i turn 17, for no reason at all. i swear i should do something crazy just to keep my parents on their toes, they don’t appreciate how good i am,smh

(Source: exceptionallyalluring)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY